Line up some puppies
Oh no, a permutation!
I like stat better
Prob. was the fun part
Much like winter, which feels like
Refrigerator
If I don't study
For actuary exams
Franklin will be mad
Probability!
Thank you for teaching me so
Much. You are the best!
Probability
At which I am horrible
Have mercy on me
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What I learned this fall.
Pdf's and cdf's.
And some statistics.
Sloths, axolotls,
And don't forget the quokkas.
See you in the spring.
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Probability
Too many distributions
Random walk is fun
Probability
Hofstra's most useful math class
Won't be forgotten
Probability...
Will I take one thirty-eight?
You shall wait and see.
Box and whisker plots
Are used to find outliers
Using the quartiles
Solving stat problems
Is spectacular and fun
Study thoroughly
Must pass Exam P
If I don't, how sad I'll be
Franklin please help me
This is statistics
Find confidence intervals
Tables help a lot
Linear regression
Made no sense last semester—
It makes more sense now!
I have cried so much
I have slept in prob and stats
Don't know what to do.
Heart, spade, club, diamond
Chance of getting a red club?
Zero! Can't happen!
Probability
Stats, how to find beta hat?
Poisson is a fish.
Probability
What is the expected value
That I get an A?
Johanna Franklin
Knows an awful lot about
Bad monster movies
A distribution,
Most likely the normal one,
Will be used today
School is 5 months long
Each day we learn math is fun
Probability
Some distributions
Death by horse kick statistics
We learned confidence
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Probability
Wow, that had five syllables
I now know those odds
That was too easy
Completely not like this class
I will write one more
n equals thirty
Is a large enough sample
For life to work out
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Real world tests go wrong
Bayes Theorem finds skewed errors
Now we can correct
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Probability
Although not my favorite
Franklin made it fun
Probability
Statistics are my life now
Glad the end is near
Probability
Hopefully of me passing
Is equal to one
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Probs and statistics
Taught me the prob mass functions
Franklin is the best
Poison is Poisson.
σ2 and μ are equal.
Happy when it's gone.
I will refrain from subjecting
You to something most likely worse
Than Vogon poetry