Probability
In between zero and one
Expected value
Probability
Is harder than statistics
Please, no kurtosis
The Binomial
Positive and Negative
Probability
How many ways can
You roll a die? Pick an ace?
I guess we know now
Events occurring
The Poisson Distribution
Each independent
In this class I learned
How Star Wars and cheese can be
Used in a math class
I have learned counting
Dealt with a lot of sigmas
And had so much fun
Variables seen
Uni and bivariate
Path to P success
How to guess amounts
Of certain combinations
Of different things
The importance of
Memorizing formulas
For distributions
Also go get help
In office hours because
There is chocolate
With six lights per tree
What's the probability
A tree has six lights?
Tremendous errors
Too few observations folks
Make stats great again!
Probability
Is like the frictionless plane
Of statistics, yay!
Probability
Must be from zero to one.
Or else you messed up.
How normal are you?
I am greater than thirty
Don't forget the mean!
Learned about box plots
A five number summary
Can reveal a lot
Probability:
Endlessly fascinating,
And quite difficult.
As the leaves dropped low,
I learned hard distributions,
Discrete was the worst.
Godzilla stompings
Chocolate chips in a cookie
Let us use Poisson
Don't get complacent
Different skills will be used
Normals model life
t-distribution
Is the way to go when you're
Approximating
Flashcards are the key
I might not win the lotto
How to distract kids
Let not this theory
Fool anyone who tries, come
Collect from Monty
Knowing statistics
I can predict anything
Except the weather.
Sometimes great models
Don't come from teachers, but from
Brewery students.
Math is my minor
Psychology uses stats
Yay for statistics
Math in a loud room
Exams are just round the bend
One more semester
Probability:
With it there's always a trick.
Don't overthink it.
Binary question
Bernoulli distribution
Success, or failure
For a Bernoulli,
Expected value is the
Probability!
Probability
Is not as bad as I thought
Thank goodness for that
For combinations,
The order does not matter
When choosing items.
The difference between
Exponential and gamma
Is the alpha term
To approximate
Binomial with Poisson,
Lambda is np.
Probability
So many distributions
I need to study
Probability
Always, always less than one
Will never forget
Based on the givens
How to approximate an
Event's likeliness
Same experiment
n times is a negative
Binomial case
Monty Hall problem
All the possibilities
Which door will you choose?
Probability,
The complex combinations,
Rough permutations
Variance never
Negative, and chances are
Never above one